Monday, April 26, 2010

Well I'll just be damned.. I do have a Blog!!!

Okay.. it has been an interesting time.. nothing exciting.. just busy with life, politics, family.. etc. I've not maintained my cannibalism as I should have and I apologize... well, that's not entirely true...

I've maintained my "eating of life and its people" I just haven't reported it to you.. by the way, the definition of a cannibal is; "one that is fed up with people".

Yeah, it's cute.. in a pathetic attempt at being cute kinda way.. so, naturally, I like it!!!

Now, let's get into catching up a bit, shall we?

As many of you know, I sort of jump around with my subject matter; for me, that's how my life works. Just ask anyone that knows me. It's not that I don't genuinely enjoy doing things.. I just get put in to so many activities. So, here are the past several months in a nutshell:

November saw more government rhetoric, blah-blah about spending and jobs.. bullstuff, really.. but, like good sheep the American people ate it.. then, December!!! I got married!! Yep.. Jen and I tied the knot at Kroger!!! And, Rev. D.C. Perry (er, um, that's Clay) was the officiate... we jumped over a stick in the parking lot(I think he did in fact, carve it), Clay said pretty words (that we prepared) and then we went inside to a throng of paparazzi... it's true.. look at TMZ...

January saw a whole new year.. yep... jumped right out there and "BAM".. 2010.. who the hell would've thunk it.. but, it did happen.. and we're a decade into Buck Rogers territory... my middle baby, Lexi turned 10.. I am officially old!!

February had hearts in it, with candy and cards... ( I want to invent a holiday, anyone is welcome to suggest one, I'll split it..)

March.. In like a lion.. and never looked back.. it finally got warm and has been getting warmer!! The rain has come.. but, the heat got here sooner and thus.. the pollen...

and now.. April... My oldest, my son Bert, turned 14.. so, beyond old.. I'm once again, dust... speaking of which.. pollen is routinely over the 3000 level.. why don't they just change the damn severe level to be higher than 120? It's only 120 or less, under Niagara Falls.. right?

Ok.. that was a boring, but, a concise recap of the past several months.. I'll be back soon and on track with life, love, politics.. and daily happenings..

Tune in next time when farmer Brown says, "... and I don't even like Spandex".

More to eat.. got go!!!